Your Royal madness is back.

Long Absence. My new year has begun. You see, the Chinese draw their calendars by the moon.

The moon has just recently decided to finish up the year. So Happy New Year. Join me in my howls of joy at the moon.

I know u will bug me about what I’ve been up to the last couple of weeks I’ve gone…well…missing so here it is. As u can see Singapore has been an out of body experience for your royal madness.

Here’s a short report of it anyways.

Subject : Yunyu
Species: Arachnid Humanoid
Term of Hibernation: 4 weeks
Location of Hibernation: Singapore
Reason for Hibernation: Chinese New Year Celebrations.

Subject set up alternate nest which she calls a “studio” upon arrival in Singapore. “Much to do” she declares. However, this was closely followed by interruptions from family and strange looking acquaintances who are intrigued or just curious about the resident musician.

Disturbances in the subject’s nest was observed every 5-15 minutes where visitor/s would

1) fiddle with the musical equipment in the subject’s nest,
2) sing boisterously, to subject’s dismay,mostly out of tune,
3) Lick the mic
4) ask the subject about the joys of the music industry, and of course,
5) ask why she refuses to sign up to Australian Idol/ Singapore Idol for the matter.

Upon repeated interruptions and questions of identical or similar variety, the subject was observed to have given up any attempt to consort with her muses or engage in minion talk.

Unable to cope with a music-less existence, Subject was last seen spending an hour per day learning how to play the Tabla from musical gurus to stave off her madness.

Friday 7/3/06

Subject has been returned to Australia. Observed to have spent the last 3 days rather frantically answering unanswered emails and finally cutting up some home filmed gigs that she promised said minions eons ago.

Subject also has gig confirmed in Perth, Australia. And some news for long lost minions, which she will announce personally shortly.

Observation ends.

ps: no footage of tabla playing available from subject yet who simply refuses to be filmed as a beginner. As a reference, here’s some real tabla playing while subject practices some basic moves. (It’s a lot harder than it looks)

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