Remember the youtube gigs I keep trying to post. Here is the first portion, welcome to our attempt to eliminate dealing with booking agents. Which we continually work on and will one day succeed in not getting screwed over by one. Because, really, there is only so much space on my shelf for voodoo dolls [...]

for the zombie loving minions

Last night I had a dream that I was reading New Scientist, an article tells me that dopermines released from sex and TV frequencies emitted from reality TV make people docile and vote for people like Bush. The dream somehow progressed to me picking out the little, non essential pieces of my bones from [...]

Back to Sydney, in my little apartment planning to take over the world

Perth was great. What can i say? I missed the way the air smells and the people that dwell. Ever had a place reach out, grab you and call you home? (or is it the other way round?) Perth’s a lot like that [...]

In Perth.
Just did a mock rehearsal. Glad I brought all my wires and leads…I am a scatterbrain so I am eternally paranoid about forgetting
In other news, looking forward to the gig in April 5th. A rather well-loved radio in Perth called RTR wants to interview me.
I’m on on 4th April 2007, 8.30am Perth, Australia Time. [...]

This week’s lesson in life and anime. If you need something, there’s always blackmail.
Ingredients needed:
. A bijin (beauty)
. Preferably male targets
and…
. a total utter lack of compassion or sense of guilt
. oh…and a camera

Much as the cute geek boy in the Anime didn’t deserve THAT, I’ve just of course realised that I can pretty much [...]

As mentioned…gigs in Sydney. Probably the only 2 this year I think who’s coming?

The beauty of an artwork is by Queenie Chan by the way…check out her website and her release of the horror manga “The Dreaming” here

Pictorial Guide to Summoning spiders

Dear Perth Minions,
Your royal madness is playing the day before Jesus is scheduled to cark it on the cross. This is so he doesn’t miss the gig. Hope to see you all there too.

More coming up and news about more shows. See you in your nightmares.
Your royal Madness
(who is still busy doing some [...]

ahhh…therapy